Well I'm back to my cool dudey self and it feeeeeeeeeeeeeels good!!!!
I'm all stripped and just in time for the good weather not only does my coat feel great but I'm not so hot.
I noticed that my hair filled three quarters of a bin bag. You could stuff a pillow with that.
Well after the final titivation Caz gave me a shower with my special shampoo, well after she had spent ages looking for it. We normally keep it in the cupboard at the top of the stairs with all the other shampoo's, soaps, deodorant's and bubble bath.
After Caz had pulled the entire stuff out she shouted down to Emma had she taken any shampoo out of the cupboard she said "Only the intensive shampoo in the posh bottle".
Emma ran upstairs to get the bottle from her bedroom and showed Caz. Caz with a straight face said, "How long have you been using this". Emma went on to explain she had used it for a couple of months only a little bit because she thought it was a intensive shampoo and did not need much. "Oh" Caz said "I wondered why you had been cocking your leg up against lamp posts and sniffing peoples bums on meeting them". Emma said "What do you mean"? "you've been using the dog shampoo you idiot"Caz said.
Caz had to agree her hair was sleek and shiny and full of condition.
Emma could not stop laughing and her boyfriend thought she was Barking. hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahaha.
Anyway after smelling gorgeous after the shower when Chris came home we went to the woods and walked to the pub for a beer.We came back the field way and it was so peaceful the evening was light and warm for 8.00. Well we came across a yummy field and to be honest with you was surprised they let me off. They had not noticed at first that it had just been sprayed with muck. I scooted around the field with my beardy dragging in the smelly cow muck.I was tuck butting all the round the field whilst watching the crazy woman flipping out saying quick get him off the muck he is going to get filthy. I on the other hand was having far to much fun to walk with them. Chris calmed me down and we walked slowly back to the car.I stank my beard was smelly and caz's trainers spent the night on the door step, in fact the car still smells now. Of course I'm back clean again you can't stay dirty in this house for long lol.
Ludo the cool dude.
13 hours ago